msrowleys

jeremyleerennerdotcom:

“i had a sleeveless shirt on, which is sexy?”

- jeremy renner

(Source: jeremyleerenner.com)

howlingintohell:

theosraeken:

Sorry, but I can’t let you walk out with this. It’s way above the legal voltage limit.

Derek is so done rn

kaibascorpse:

egberts:

if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom

if she did this doofenshmirtz would just be like you see perry the platypus i sold my old computer at the pawn shop but i forgot to delete all those embarrassing photos from the christmas party, which is why i’ve invented the pixel-replacinator! and then as candace is going to text her mom the photo the phone gets hit with the beam and she looks down and she’s just texted her mom a photo of doofenshmirtz in a sexy elf costume or smth. candace can never fucking win the universe bends to facilitate her psychological torment

posted 2 days ago with 42,646 notes
via: duranbong source: egberts

tissueoflies:

I leave you alone for two seconds.

posted 2 days ago with 209 notes
via: hi808h50 source: tissueoflies
Anonymous:


shoebillstork:

shoebillstork:

The fuck did you say to me

image
image
posted 2 days ago with 70,175 notes
via: snooziep source: shoebillstork

d0n-d13g0:

liberissima:

thetalkingcrocus:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

image

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and: 

image

RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

posted 2 days ago with 737,714 notes
via: snooziep source: mangocarta

letsby:

morleybob:

Clint Barton in Avengers: Endgame (2019)

I’m still screaming

lmaonade:

when i was a kid i used to feel so much sympathy for Donkey from Shrek because he was so talkative and eccentric and i felt those emotions myself but tbh as an adult j would have killed that fucking horse with a stone

posted 2 days ago with 7,264 notes
via: mystery-ink source: lmaonade

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:

thickness-protection-program:

magikasword:

thickness-protection-program:

fagapult:

thickness-protection-program:

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

image
image
image
posted 2 days ago with 226,081 notes
via: snooziep source: thickness-protection-program

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

image

reasonsforhope:

memecucker:

image
image

Turns out the British public has more positive views of lgbt people than the British media would suggest. Cis lesbians are tied with cis bisexual for expressing the most supportive views on trans people

Article date: August 11, 2023

Some encouraging news.

Really glad they did this research - especially because YouGov is a credible, well-regarded, and fairly accurate pollster. They’re one of the most prominent polling organizations in the UK. So it’s not like just anyone is giving these numbers - you can have a fair amount of confidence in them.

Given British media and assholes online, I definitely would not have called that cis lesbians and cis bisexuals are tied for most supportive of trans people. Very, very nice to hear.

anxietyhere:

image
image
image
image
image
image

Belly and Jeremiah being cute in The summer I turned pretty S2 E7😍

I’m convinced this was just Lola and Gavin♥️

posted 4 days ago with 240 notes
via: anxietyhere source: anxietyhere